A nation-wide scheme has been announced that will see every EMS Agency around the country given free Automated CPR devices.
Eric Shun, the co-ordinator of the scheme said that automated CPR devices free up the hands of EMTs and Paramedics so they can perform other crucial procedures.
An automated CPR Device is pictured below.
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