A Paramedic was today surprised to learn that IV poles have a second, hidden function.
Hugh G. Dildeaux, a paramedic in Texas, said he was surprised to learn of the hidden function.
“When I found out that IV poles can also fight fires, I was astounded”
Some IV Poles pictured fighting a fire
“Every time I’ve ever asked them to hold the bag of fluids, I’ve always wondered why they wear those baggy, yellow clothes. Now I know.”
*This Article is Purely Satire.*