Greta Thunberg, a recognised world-leading expert on Coronavirus, amongst other topics, is being contracted to develop a set of new national protocols for EMS on the identification and treatment of Coronavirus.
Thunberg, 17, is the youngest known coronavirus expert in the world, and has previously spoken to EMT-Cardiac students about COVID-19.
We did reach out to Greta for comment on this article, but once again we were met with relentless screaming of “HOW DARE YOU!”
This article is Satire… (duh..)
