Funds diverted to EMS as Police are defunded

As police departments are defunded across the country, the funds are instead being diverted to EMS.

EMS Chief Justin Thyme said that it was a big win for EMS.

“Let’s face it,” said Mr Thyme, “If the funds are diverted to EMS there will be a huge reduction in the unnecessary use of Narcan.”

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