A New York EMT has been officially diagnosed as suffering from a repetitive stress injury, an alarming result of the Human Ventilator program instituted by Governor Cuomo to help the state get through COVID-19.
The program saw Governor Cuomo buy thousands of Bag Valve Mask Resuscitators to be manually operated by EMTs, Paramedics, and even members of the National Guard in place of Ventilator machines.
The EMT, who wished to remain anonymous said this was the first time he had received an RSI due to any cause other than too much self-palpating.
*This article is purely Satire (duh)*
